Modifieds: A humorous love affair with a car – By Kevin Fortier

 

These race cars, are a fire-breathing animal all their own

At idle, they are but a bullet, yet to be fired

At speed, you shell not blink, if yet to see one

 

At the age of five, I have found a love affair that has yet to die

I will call this car, She!

 

She’s an evolution in progress

She has a shine to her like no other

For she is lean, petite and mean as all hell

 

She’s light compared to her sister, at only 1650-LB

She’s got energy to burn, with the 650hp when she’s put to the floor

She’s got 16-inch rubbers, in all Four Corners of her room

 

She’s got two gears

Fast, and faster

Oh Did I tell you?

She’s got a quick-change rear end

 

She has springs on her sneakers

That are inter changeable

To give you the ride you’ve been looking for

 

She’s got sway bars, ooh

That won’t leave you loose

She’ll squat down in the corners

When you give her a little goose

 

Down the straightaway at 145

This is the point you know

You’re alive

 

With thirty five other girls in the field

How do I know she’s sweet on me?

I know

I won

 

Kevin A. Fortier

4/3/03 12:34 a.m.

 

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