How to UNDERSTAND Poetry in THREE Easy STEPS

BAcon!

There are no poems on this blog about bacon.

1. If you read a poem and you think it might be about sex, it probably isn’t.

2. If you read a poem and you think it’s DEFINITELY about sex, it’s probably about bacon.

3. Now, if you ever come across a poem that you know for SURE is absolutely about bacon and I mean it has everything you ever wanted to know about bacon from every perspective and it really makes you feel like you now understand bacon in a whole new way beyond anything you ever dreamed possible and then you suddenly realize that’s it not about bacon at all but SEX– Congratulations! You now understand poetry.

Good luck!
P.S. Everything is about sex – until it’s not.

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  1. My thoughts on bacon are as follows:

    Jesus turned water into wine. Impressive
    Pigs turn old kitchen scraps into bacon. THAT’s a miracle.

    Therefore, pigs > Jesus.

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